Oh God! Sanzo shot Joss!!! (hp_joss_isboss) wrote,
Oh God! Sanzo shot Joss!!!
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1.) WTF?! You jerks promise us Snape's Worst Memory, and a scene with our beloved marauders and you reduce it to the time frame of a fart! WHAT THE HELL!!! GRAWP HAD MORE SCREENTIME THAN OUR BOYS!

2.) We didn't even see Lily! Wasn't she cast as well?!

3.) NO MORE CATERPILLAR! SCRUFFY!REMUS PWNS ALL YOS! And you have to admit, the whole Remus staying at home with Sirius instead of going to fetch Harry was adorable, and how many times did we see Harry being hugged by Sirius with Remus looking dotefully over their shoulders like a proper family?!

4.) I SAID DON'T CALL ME NYMPHADORA! PWNED!

5.) The Black Family Tree is a TAPESTRY, not WALLPAPER.

6.) SINCE WHEN WAS PHINEAS NIGELLUS BLASTED OFF THE TAPESTRY WALL?! Oh, and if you take a real good glance, Reg's name was there, under Alphard and Sirius.

7.) WTH?! WHERE WAS THE SCREAMING MAD HAG?! ALL WE SAW OF HER WAS KREACHER POLISHING HER NAMEPLATE!

8.) PADFOOT WAS JUST THAT: PADFOOT! NONE OF THIS NAMBY-PAMBY HOO HAH SNUFFLES NONSENSE!

9.) PADFOOT WAS A REAL DOG! WOOT!

10.) Bellatrix LICKING her DARK MARK?! Was anyone else creeped the hell out by that?

11.) Umbridge. *cringe* You know, as much as I hated her in the book, I hated her even more in this because she SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME! Forget Voldy! He's a fluffy bunny rabbit compared that freaky ass weirdo!

12.) Filch. More and more I love Filch.

13.) Movie!Snape is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I never got the DADA job. Your point, bitch?

14.) Luna was freaking ADORABLE!


15.) I will be bringing crack to remusxsirius in short order. Watch for it!
Tags: crackfic, ootp, padfoot, pwnage!
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